<DigitalKiwi>
colemickens: there was a conversation a few weeks ago that i can't remember who it was but you're on the short list anyway have you seen this https://github.com/matthewbauer/nix-bundle
<DigitalKiwi>
down to only 5 windows and 491 tabs
<DigitalKiwi>
...
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<DigitalKiwi>
colemickens: ok i found the conversation and it is indeed you
<abathur>
closing browser tabs/windows is nice, but closing editor tabs/windows is amazing
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<DigitalKiwi>
kiwi@mvp-nixos ~ []$ bash_history |grep -c vim
<DigitalKiwi>
14797
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<DigitalKiwi>
i close editors a lot more often than tabs :(
<DigitalKiwi>
unfortunately it's the web tabs that eat the ram
<DigitalKiwi>
and nix ;_;
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<infinisil>
But like, from the interface would be nice
<gchristensen>
not open? lol
<gchristensen>
splunk has taken over Oracle in "number of jokes of spending your entire budget on it"
<dottedmag>
eyJhb: I have worked with Loki+Grafana last year (maybe improved in meantime). Log view in Grafana was horrible: couldn't search anything out of it, and limit on the amount of data you get is very irritating.
<gchristensen>
I'd like to go through a repository and remove any commit where that commit only changed one specific file and no other file was touched. any ideas on how to do that? :P
<dottedmag>
eyJhb: Unfortunately ES+Kibana is awful too. There was a promising oklog, but it fizzled out.
<dottedmag>
(maybe take 5-years old ES+Kibana and give it a try? It was pretty decent back then)
<hexa->
dottedmag: grafanas explore view is what you can use to browse/search logs=
<hexa->
or just logcli
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<hexa->
loki is also pretty slim compared to any ELK stack
<hexa->
and filtering by labels works like prometheus, searching for a pattern works by appending |= "foo"
<hexa->
it certainly has limitations but it is usable today
<dottedmag>
Hmm, maybe I should give it a try again.
<dottedmag>
hexa-: Is there a mode to flip through pages and pages of logs? I remember there was a hard 500 items or so limit, with no way to say "give me next 500"
<dottedmag>
At least, nothing obvious in the UI
<hexa->
uh rough, I usually don't go through so much loglines
<hexa->
also we only keep like a week of logs
<hexa->
we/I
<hexa->
dottedmag: grafana explore view has a "Query history" slider where you can select the time range
<hexa->
oh nvm
<hexa->
that is literally history of queries done
<hexa->
but you can use the time range picker
<dottedmag>
Time ranges are awfully inconvenient, unless there is a button "move the end of the interval to just before all the log lines in the current view".
<hexa->
you can flip the result order
<dottedmag>
E.g. I have 20K log lines, and would like to flip through them, page by page, and see if there is anything amiss (because that's a debugging session and the bug is not very clear). That's 40 pages. Should be easy enough with pagination, and a hell if you have to select another date in the picker.
<infinisil>
dottedmag: Yup, can't do that in loki, very annoying
<dottedmag>
Now to think about it, it shouldn't be very hard to add to the UI.
<dottedmag>
end_time = min(all log dates)
<dottedmag>
Can even do it via browser plugin, probably.
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<eyJhb>
adisbladis: Sadly plugins for SRCDS does not work under NixOS as far as I can gather atm.
<eyJhb>
` failed to dlopen /var/lib/srcds/cstrike/addons/metamod/bin/server.so error=/var/lib/srcds/cstrike/addons/metamod/bin/server.so: cannot open shared object file: Permission denied`
<eyJhb>
Anyone that has tried to run SRCDS + NixOS, hely is appreciated
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<LinuxHackerman>
eyJhb: I think this might be your noexec stuff :pp
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<eyJhb>
LinuxHackerman: It was on a VPS on DO, the actual issue was (I think) that I ran it as root, but it dropped privileges to another user/nobody, and then couldn't load the things :(
<LinuxHackerman>
right
<eyJhb>
Just thought, hey, it SHOULD be able to run as root
<eyJhb>
But I guess not.
<LinuxHackerman>
just make sure that all the directories (/var, /var/lib, /var/lib/srcds, etc) have +x for that user
<LinuxHackerman>
and that server.so has +r and +x for the user
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<eyJhb>
Worked after I just started it as a normal user, just weird
<eyJhb>
So we are one step closer to......... CSS ON DEMAND!
<eyJhb>
:D
<samueldr>
eyJhb: isn't this what the web is all about?
<ldlework>
lol recent pull on unstable caused my mouse-wheel direction to invert
<ldlework>
i'm all sorts of fucked up now lol
<__monty__>
Once you go natural scrolling you can't go back.
<__monty__>
: )
<srhb>
Which one is "natural" again
<eyJhb>
Also, I am sorry! I actually thought I was in #nixos..
<eyJhb>
srhb: sideways goes up.
<eyJhb>
That is the only natual way
<eyJhb>
Also, I feel so dirty when my server is not running tmpfs `/` or rollback of ZFS on reboot...
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<gchristensen>
I don't suppose anyone knows if jq can read files
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<bbigras>
gchristensen: uh. one of the tldr example mentions "from a file". `jq --slurp . file.json`
<gchristensen>
I mean the expression lanugage :')
<bbigras>
ah
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* gchristensen
is now known as GCHRISTENSEN
<lassulus>
--rawfile variable-name filename ?
<lassulus>
ah so long ago
<lassulus>
nvm
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<ADISBLADIS>
gchristensen: What kind of abomination are you creating
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<gchristensen>
creating a big manifest.json from several AMI build's individual .json manifests
<gchristensen>
I sorted it in an uglier bashier way but
* hexa-
IS NOW KNOWN AS hexa-
<ADISBLADIS>
LOOK MA, I'M AN INFLUENCER
V is now known as v
* __monty__
is skeptical 🤔
<ADISBLADIS>
V: LOOK AT YOU BEING AN OG
<hexa->
it's not caps lock day, is it?
<__monty__>
I don't see any product placement.
<v>
am i cool yet
<ADISBLADIS>
HEXA-: I'M BASIC
<ADISBLADIS>
AND MAKING A STATEMENT
<hexa->
OH
<v>
wow this feels weird
<samueldr>
(is this what they call a basic b...?)
<v>
i feel squashed
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<V>
mfw trend-setter
<ADISBLADIS>
samueldr: <3
edef is now known as EDEF
<EDEF>
WELL THEN
<srhb>
Goodness
<joepie91>
we're doing IRC with reduced fidelity today?
<srhb>
Strange retro vibe to the allcaps
<__monty__>
Time for some good ole retroterm.
<gchristensen>
love the grain of all caps
<V>
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
<gchristensen>
NO
<EDEF>
D:
<samueldr>
YOU WIN
<gchristensen>
yay!
<ADISBLADIS>
THE GAME
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<ADISBLADIS>
NOW WE ALL LOSE
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<COLE-H>
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
<hexa->
lol
<lassulus>
IS TODAY CAPSLOCK DAY?
<hexa->
JESS
<lassulus>
OK
<COLE-H>
NO, TODAY IS TUESDAY
<jess>
hang on one sec
<V>
look, you all summoned staff
<EDEF>
JOIN US, JESS
<jess>
i got a good play here
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<COLE-H>
:O
<gchristensen>
:O
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<EDEF>
ONE OF US
<ADISBLADIS>
COLE-H: ONLY FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES THO
<COLE-H>
LMAO GCHRISTENSEN++
<STERNI>
:O
<COLE-H>
(HEHE)
<J>
WAIT
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<joepie91>
jess: are you just in literally every channel on Freenode :P
<J>
JOEPIE91
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<J>
WHAT ABOUT JOEPIEDAY
<gchristensen>
oh god what is happening
<EDEF>
THIS IS NOW A COBOL CHAT-ROOM
<J>
JOEPIEDAY > CAPPY HOUR
hexa- is now known as H
<ADISBLADIS>
OMG WHAT DID I START
<PROFPATSCH>
IT’S HAPPENING
<ADISBLADIS>
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
<PROFPATSCH>
PEOPLE
<gchristensen>
this is how nixos/users/* gets banned in big channels :'D
<COLE-H>
HAHA
<TAZJIN>
WE'RE JUST MAKING A STATEMENT
<LASSULUS>
I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING?
<H>
ugh, someone owns that
H is now known as hexa-
<V>
HEXA_
<COLE-H>
NICE
<hexa->
lmao
<EDEF>
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
<joepie91>
J: I mean this is basically like joepieday, caps-edition
<hexa->
gchristensen: can I have one of those?
<EDEF>
PROGRAM-ID. NIX.
<COLE-H>
HEXA_: NO ME
<J>
joepieday was the best
<supersandro2000>
i really like you alll
<ADISBLADIS>
JOEPIE91 BUT CAPSY
<COLE-H>
THANKS SANDRO WE LIKE YOU TOO
<hexa->
that doesn't sound too sincere
* joepie91
wonders how many people here know about joepieday
<KMEIN>
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
<J>
/nick joepie1337
<joepie91>
that reminds me of a different person entirely
<J>
lol yes
<J>
there's a UD for that one
<joepie91>
yeah :P
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<ADISBLADIS>
COLE-H: NOW ITS WEDNESDAY
<J>
NO ITS NOT
<ADISBLADIS>
YES IT IS
<TAZJIN>
I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS WEDNESDAY
kmein is now known as KMEIN
<joepie91>
NO IT IS NOT
<KMEIN>
IT IS NOT
<J>
i just realised Sigyn is in here
<STERNI>
UTC !!!!!!!!!!!!
<ADISBLADIS>
Wed Mar 3 12:00:19 AM EET 2021
<STERNI>
UNIVERSAL
<STERNI>
COORDINATED
<STERNI>
TIME
Sigyn was kicked from #nixos-chat by gchristensen [Sigyn]
<J>
LOL
<ADISBLADIS>
UTC IS FOR LUSERS
<J>
GOOD ONE
<joepie91>
STERNI: THAT IS UCT, NOT UTC
<gchristensen>
GOTTA PROTECT THE USERS
<TAZJIN>
WHO WAS SIGYN?
<ADISBLADIS>
WHO IS SIGYN
<EDEF>
JOEPIE91: IT WAS CHOSEN TO DISPLEASE BOTH THE FRENCH AND THE ENGLISH
<COLE-H>
WHO AM I
<J>
SIGYN IS AN ANTI-SPAM BOT
<cransom>
omg what is happening in here.
<ADISBLADIS>
NOT IN ALL CAPS SO OBVIOUSLY NOT COOL
<J>
THAT WILL K-LINE YOU FOR SPAMMING
<joepie91>
ahaha
<joepie91>
EDEF: solid compromise tbh
<J>
SHES THE COP THAT WAS GONNA BUST THE PARTY UP
<STERNI>
NO FUN ALLOWED
<EDEF>
JOEPIE91: FOR THE FRENCH IT IS TEMPS UNIVERSELLE COORDINEE
<J>
NO BALL GAMES
<EDEF>
(I PROBABLY FUCKED UP THE SPELLING BUT FRENCH IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE ANYWAY)
<joepie91>
cransom: HI IT IS CAPS HOUR
<COLE-H>
WAIT IT"S AN ENTIRE HOUR?
<J>
CAPPY HOUR
<EDEF>
HELL YEAH
<COLE-H>
MY FINGERS ARE GONNA GET TIRED
<J>
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE CAPS LOCK
<cransom>
this is transporting me back to 2002 and i'm waiting for cowsay and rainbow colors.
<V>
SHIT, I REBOUND THAT TO ESCAPE
<J>
STOP USING SHIFT, DONT BE WEAK
<EDEF>
BUT I REBOUND CAPS LOCK TO ESCAPE, AND ESCAPE TO COMPOSE
<J>
did someone say cowsay
<V>
I THINK I AM GOING TO DEVELOP RSI LIKE THIS
<EDEF>
THUS MY PINKY SUFFERS
<cransom>
where's my microsoft comic chat cliant now. RANDS, PANTS, ASSEMBLE.
<ADISBLADIS>
EDEF: ARE YOU USING EMACS?
<COLE-H>
J WHY DID YOU SEND YOUR LAST MESSAGE IN LOWERCASE
<COLE-H>
EXPLAIN
<ADISBLADIS>
I USE TYPE AS USUAL AND DO UPCASE-REGION
<cransom>
T GCHRISTENSEN I BLAME YOU.
<ADISBLADIS>
IT'S CHEATING BUT IT'S CONVENIENT
<J>
gchristensen: can i utilise my staff powers to paste 8 lines in to your channel
<EDEF>
J: WE'RE PRETTY EASY-GOING AROUND HERE
<gchristensen>
yes
<J>
__________________
<J>
< IT IS CAPPY HOUR >
<J>
||----w |
<J>
|| ||
<J>
(__)\ )\/\
<J>
\ (oo)\_______
<J>
\ ^__^
<J>
------------------
<hexa->
NO
<J>
YES
<EDEF>
CRANSOM: EVERYTHING I'D WANT TO QUOTE FROM THE RELEVANT WEBCOMIC IS UNFORTUNATELY INAPPROPRIATE FOR THIS CHANNEL
<gchristensen>
THIS CHANNEL HAS REAL FRIDAY VIBES AND IT ISN'T EVEN WEDNESDAY YET
<gchristensen>
I LOVE IT
<samueldr>
EDEF: MORE LIKE FDEF, AMIRITE? [F IS FOR FRENCH]
<Ox4A6F>
DAMN, WHY DID I USE CAPS-LOCK AS MY MODIFIER `setxkbmap -option caps:super`
<EDEF>
CRANSOM: SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION
<cransom>
EDEF: I KNOW IT HURTS SO BAD.
<ADISBLADIS>
GCHRISTENSEN: IT'S WEDNESDAY ALRIGHT
<EDEF>
FRIDAY IS A SOCIAL CONCEPT
<gchristensen>
ADISBLADIS: DOES THAT MEAN YOU MADE IT TO NZ??
<EDEF>
THROW OFF THE CHAINS OF THE CALENDAR AND MAKE EVERY DAY FRIDAY
<ADISBLADIS>
GCHRISTENSEN: NO.. I'M IN EGYPT
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<EDEF>
HELLO GRFN
<grfn>
OH HELLO
<gchristensen>
:O
<EDEF>
JOIN US IN THROWING OFF THE CHAINS OF THE LOWER CASE
<grfn>
I GUESS I HAVEN'T SUCCUMBED TO THE MEME YET
<ADISBLADIS>
I'M HERE WITH TAZJIN
<EDEF>
ADISBLADIS: DO THE PYRAMIDS HAVE UPPERCASE
<ADISBLADIS>
FOR SURE
<grfn>
HOW IS EGYPT
<EDEF>
I'M NOT SURE HOW UPPERCASE HIEROGLYPHS WORK
<ADISBLADIS>
IT'S PRETTY GREAT
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<hax404>
𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗
<EDEF>
IT'S A BIT HARD TO HAVE MY NICK IN THAT
<EDEF>
WOULD KINDA CRAMP MY STYLE
<V>
I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO USE UNICODE NICKS ON FREENODE
<EDEF>
THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM MUST BE TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED
<ADISBLADIS>
🌮 THO
<J>
(╯°□°)╯︵ 🌮 🌮 🌮
<hax404>
uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ
<J>
I DONT WANT TO
<infinisil>
,ping
<{^_^}>
PONG
<EDEF>
JOKE'S ON YOU, MY IRC SCREEN IS ALREADY ROTATED
<gchristensen>
lololol
<samueldr>
ugh, how again I wish for a "multi-bisect" where I would tag *what kind of failure* I see... considering between good...bad I see different kind of failures, which may or may not be related :(
<hax404>
,help
<{^_^}>
USE `,` TO LIST ALL COMMANDS, `,FOO = FOO!` TO DEFINE FOO AS "FOO!", `,FOO =` TO UNDEFINE IT, `,FOO` TO OUTPUT "FOO!", `,FOO SOMEBODY` TO SEND "FOO!" TO THE NICK SOMEBODY
<hax404>
,
<{^_^}>
SPECIAL COMMANDS: FIND TELL LOCATE EXPAND INCLUSIVE-LANGUAGE RANDOM-PR PERMALINK - COMMANDS SORTED BY USE COUNT, PAGE 0 (USE ,<N> TO VIEW PAGE <N>): HELP CHANNELS PING LIBRARIES -A ESCAPE'' ESCAPE" LIBRARY IFD BOTSNACK PINNING ASK OVERLAY UNFREE TOFU WHICH-CHANNEL IMPERATIVE XML XY WOLOLO FANCY-UNINSTALL NIXLANG++ COMMANDS POINTERS CACHE HOME-MANAGER THESIS UNSTABLE PILLS RUNTIMEDEPS STATEVERSION INVITE CALLPACKAGE EXEC SMART-QUESTIONS DNW HOWOLD
<J>
OH NO
<EDEF>
EXCELLENT {^_^}
<ADISBLADIS>
OMG
<J>
GOOD ROBOT
<ADISBLADIS>
WHAT HAVE I DONE
<hax404>
,
<{^_^}>
SPECIAL COMMANDS: FIND TELL LOCATE EXPAND INCLUSIVE-LANGUAGE RANDOM-PR PERMALINK - COMMANDS SORTED BY USE COUNT, PAGE 0 (USE ,<N> TO VIEW PAGE <N>): HELP CHANNELS PING LIBRARIES -A ESCAPE'' ESCAPE" LIBRARY IFD BOTSNACK PINNING ASK OVERLAY UNFREE TOFU WHICH-CHANNEL IMPERATIVE XML XY WOLOLO FANCY-UNINSTALL NIXLANG++ COMMANDS POINTERS CACHE HOME-MANAGER THESIS UNSTABLE PILLS RUNTIMEDEPS STATEVERSION INVITE CALLPACKAGE EXEC SMART-QUESTIONS DNW HOWOLD
<V>
✿ WAIT ARE WE DOING UNICODE NOW ✿
<gchristensen>
sorry samueldr it is shit posting time, 👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯
<EDEF>
,BOTSNACK
<{^_^}>
OH THANKS, HAVE A COOKIE YOURSELF
<samueldr>
gchristensen: "using git" that's what I call shitposting ;)
<J>
WHAT ABOUT THIS
<gchristensen>
:D
<J>
IM SO MAD I CANT HAVE A RAINBOW NICKNAME
<STERNI>
HOW DOES {^_^} KNOW
<COLE-H>
IT"S A SECRET
<samueldr>
oh, I assume people have now started using irc control codes? good thing my client blocks them
<J>
YOUR CLIENT IS NO FUN
<EDEF>
ALL ABOARD THE FUN TRAIN
<COLE-H>
HOW DO YOU USE IRC CONTROL CODES? I MUST PARTAKE IN THE FUN
<J>
WHAT CLIENT ARE YOU USING
<COLE-H>
WEECHAT
<J>
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
<J>
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
<J>
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
<J>
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
<J>
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
<COLE-H>
NICE
<J>
/script install prism.py
<J>
/prism TEXT GO HERE
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<STERNI>
YESSSS
<infinisil>
> vom "the fun has only just begun"
<cransom>
you made me fix this script. we are all worse off for it.
<{^_^}>
VALUE IS A FUNCTION WHILE A SET WAS EXPECTED, AT (STRING):351:126
<COLE-H>
THANK YOU
<V>
COLOURS AREN'T TRANSCRIBED BY THE LOGGER :(
<J>
YOU CAN ALSO DO IT MANUALLY CTRL+C, THEN C, THEN A NUMBER FROM 1-14
<COLE-H>
PROBABLY FOR THE BEST
<J>
THIS IS THE COLOR '5'
<STERNI>
J: ACTUALLY IT'S /PRISM
<J>
OK
<gchristensen>
whoa
<COLE-H>
VERY COOL
<hexa->
NO
<J>
we're in the future
<J>
oh fuck
<cransom>
THIS IS PERL PEOPLE. FROM 2003 EVEN.
<J>
WE'RE IN THE FUTURE
<COLE-H>
J: IRONICALLY, 5 IS THE NUMBER I WAS GOING TO TEST IT ON BEFORE YOU DID IT
<COLE-H>
NICE
<STERNI>
CTRL-C? SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE ABOUT VIM
<ADISBLADIS>
CRANSOM: THIS... IS... COBOL!!!!
<J>
5 IS A GOOD NUMBER
<ADISBLADIS>
OR BASIC, WHATEVER
<gchristensen>
cransom: A GOOD VINTAGE. I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE COLE-H TO WRITE SOME PERL FOR ME
<Cynthia>
um hi, I was alerted to there being a Swedish speaking edef
<ADISBLADIS>
CYNTHIA: WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE SMALL LETTERS YOU ARE USING
<J>
cute huh
<V>
CYNTHIA: GET YOUR CAP ON
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<ADISBLADIS>
YEAHHH
<ADISBLADIS>
SMACK DAT CAP
<Cynthia>
V: am on phone, is difficult
<COLE-H>
JUST DOUBLE TAP SHIFT, NO?
<V>
VERILY
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<eyJhb>
DID SOMEONE FEED ADISBLADIS TOO MUCH BEER?
<STERNI>
TODAY IS FULL 🧢 DAY
<ADISBLADIS>
EYJHB: CRAZY EGYPTION CZECHS
<ADISBLADIS>
EGYPTIAN TOO
<EDEF>
EYJHBL: I THINK THIS IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT
<TAZJIN>
CZECHYPTIANS
<ADISBLADIS>
EXTREMT JÄVLA LAGOM
<TAZJIN>
HELVETE VAD LAGOM DET HÄR ÄR
<Cynthia>
BORDE JAG VARA OROLIG???
<slack1256>
OH GOD, THEY ARE MULTIPLYING
<ADISBLADIS>
TAZJIN: DET ER HELT SYKT
<TAZJIN>
JEG SYNES AT NIX-DOKUMENTASJONEN BURDE SKRIVES OM PÅ NORSK
<ADISBLADIS>
TAZJIN++
<{^_^}>
TAZJIN'S KARMA GOT INCREASED TO 1
<STERNI>
TAK TAK TAK
<eyJhb>
JEG SYNTES TAZJIN BURDE BANDES FOR AT SIGE DET DER
* TAZJIN
PETS EYJHB
<eyJhb>
BANHAMMER INCOMING!
<Cynthia>
TAZJIN: JAG VILL HA KLAPPAR OCKSÅ
<TAZJIN>
THE BAR WE ARE IN IS CLOSING
<ADISBLADIS>
BRB
<TAZJIN>
WE NEED TO LEAVE FOR NOW
<TAZJIN>
BRB
<ADISBLADIS>
NEED TO PHYSICALLY MOVE ELSEWHERE
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<eyJhb>
WAIT! YOU GUYS HAVE BAR?!
<eyJhb>
I ONLY HAVE A SINGLE BEER.
<drakonis>
what is happening here
<J>
CAPPY HOUR
<eyJhb>
DRAKONIS NO CLUE, JUST GOING WITH THE VIBE
<EDEF>
IT'S CASUAL TUESDAY
<eyJhb>
FROM CONTEXT, IT SEEMS LIKE CAPSLOCK + SWEDISH + BASHING DANISH
<EDEF>
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR CASUAL
<drakonis>
i see people are drunk right now
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<EDEF>
HEY KATRIN
<STERNI>
NOT ALL OF THEM
<samueldr>
WHY WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD PASTRY BY BASHING IT?
<katrin>
HEY
<slack1256>
CASUAL CAPS TUESDAYS
<drakonis>
there's a bunch of names i didnt recognize here
<J>
ARE YOU A CAT
<katrin>
YES
<Cynthia>
EDEF: JAG DROG IN KATRIN HIT
<J>
SAME
<eyJhb>
SAMUELDR AT SOME POINT YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR PUNS :D
<EDEF>
CYNTHIA: UTMÄRKT
<samueldr>
I'M ALREADY PUNISHED BY HAVING BEEN WOKEN UP FROM SLEEP BY THEM
<eyJhb>
DRAKONIS I THINK THE SWEDES HAVE GATHERED SUPPORT FROM ALL OVER FREENODE...
<samueldr>
EYJHB: WITH THEIR BLUE SWEDE SHOES?
<Cynthia>
I WAS CALLED IN BY THE SCOTTISH
<EDEF>
I'M NO SWEDE BUT I PLAY ONE ON IRC
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<drakonis>
BORK BORK BORK
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<EDEF>
MULTI: VÄLKOMMEN, VÄLKOMMEN
<eyJhb>
SAMUELDR I AM JUST WAITING FOR SOME TO CROSS THE WATER IF THERE EVER COMES ICE BETWEEN SWEDEN AND DENMARK AGAIN. THEN I CAN LEGALLY BASH THEM WITH A STICK
<eyJhb>
EDEF LIES, EVERYONE IS A CAT ON THE INTERNET.
<multi>
OH GODS DO I HAVE TO SPEAK SWEDISH NOW
<EDEF>
I AM ALSO A CAT, THIS IS INDISPUTABLE
<J>
yes
<J>
yes
<J>
WAIT
<J>
YES
<J>
IM SORRY I LOST CONTROL OF MY KEYBOARD FOR A MOMENT
<EDEF>
MULTI: JA, STRIKT KRÄVS
<Cynthia>
EDEF: I AM ALSO A VERY SOFT CAT
<EDEF>
EXCELLENT
<TAZJIN>
EYJHB: WELL, WE HAD BAR BUT IT CLOSED AND WE ARE PROBABLY NOT IN A STATE TO FIND AN OPEN ONE NOW
<STERNI>
UPLOADING A PICTURE OF MYSELF: 🐈⬛
<multi>
EDEF: BUT I'M A CLUELESS (MOSTLY-)MONOLINGUAL ANGLOPHONE D:
<STERNI>
I AM A CAT AS YOU CAN SEE
<Cynthia>
TAZJIN: MEN JAG VILL FORTFARANDE HA KLAPPAR
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<Cynthia>
Swant: HEJ!
<Swant>
MORRN
* TAZJIN
KLAPPAR CYNTHIA
<Cynthia>
DE ÄR VÄL KNAPPAST MORGON NU
<J>
ÄÄÄÄ
<eyJhb>
ADISBLADIS TAZJIN ONCE JOMFRUANEGADE OPENS AGAIN; YOU SHALL BE WELCOME :D
<dax>
i see how it is, someone says they're a cat and Swant immediately joins
<katrin>
CAT POLICE?
* Cynthia
KATTLJUD
<J>
PUT YOUR PAWS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
<Swant>
DE E MORGON NÅGONSTANS
<multi>
dax: there are a surprising number of cats on the internet
<katrin>
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
* dax
puts their paws on J's face
<leah2>
MEOW
* J
PPPPFFFPTPTPTPTP
<J>
HELLO LEAH2
<STERNI>
PSPSPSPPSPSPPSSPSPSPS
<leah2>
HI J
<Swant>
DAX Y... YES
<Cynthia>
LEAH2, HI FELLOW CUTE CAT
<J>
HOW DO I SAY CAT PARTY IN SWEDISH
<leah2>
UWU CYNTHIA
<J>
WHERES JORIN
<Swant>
J KATTKALAS?
<J>
KATTKALAS
<J>
KATTKALAS
<J>
KATTKALAS
<J>
KATTKALAS
<J>
YOU HAVE NOW JOINED #NIXOS-CAT PLEASE MAKE URSELF COMFY
<Cynthia>
ÅH NEJ INTE FÄRGAD TEXT DÅ BLIR ALLT JÄTTEJOBBIGT
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<COLE-H>
J: I LIKE CATS
<Swant>
REGNBÅGS-GECOS DÄREMOT
<leah2>
OUI C'EST #NIXOS-CHAT PARLEZ FRANCOIS SVP
<eyJhb>
NO FRENCH! :(
<drakonis>
BOY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
<drakonis>
BOY
<drakonis>
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOY, THAT'S NOT FOR EATING
<katrin>
ALL-CAP SWEDING
<Swant>
LEAH2 NON
<ADISBLADIS>
PHYSICAL MOVING DONE
<ADISBLADIS>
MEOW MEOW THATS THE SOUND OF CAT POLICE
<ADISBLADIS>
NOT JUST BOY, ALSO GIRL
<drakonis>
ALSO WHAT IS YESOD
<J>
ALL CAP SWEDING SOUNDS LIKE MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
<drakonis>
SHOULD I EAT IT??
<katrin>
IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
<multi>
ADISBLADIS: HAVING FUN IN EGYPT THEN?
<drakonis>
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING, YOU WHAT
* multi
TRACK DRIFTING
<ADISBLADIS>
DRAKONIS: SOUNDS ISRAELI, SHOULD BE DELICIOUS
<Cynthia>
FRANSKA HAR ETT LIKA TRASIGT NUMMER SYSTEM SOM DANSKA, DÄRFÖR ÄR DET OLAGLIGT
<ADISBLADIS>
MULTI: FOR SURE
<drakonis>
IT SMELLS LIKE FP
<slack1256>
MULTI TRACK SWEDING
<Cynthia>
MULTI: ACTIVATE YOUR INNER SWEDE
<multi>
CYNTHIA: HELP I DON'T SPEAK SWEDISH D:
<ADISBLADIS>
I'M A ROOT VEGETABLE OWO
<drakonis>
*SLAPS WEB DEVELOPMENT FRAMEWORK* THIS FRAMEWORK CAN HOLD SO MANY WEBSOCKETS
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<ADISBLADIS>
SLAP WEB FRAMEWORK LIKE YOU SLAP A BAG OF RICE
<Swant>
NJA TYCKER NOG DANSKARNAS ÄR LITE VÄRRE
<drakonis>
SPICY
<Cynthia>
DET ÄR RIMLIGT
<Swant>
JAG HAR NÅGONS FANTASTISKA SIDA OM DANSKA NUMMER NÅN STANS BLAND MINA TYP 300 FLIKAR HANG ON
<slack1256>
KAJSA, WAN IST DU?
<ADISBLADIS>
Y U SO SWEDISH
<TAZJIN>
KAMELÅSÅ
<EDEF>
AH, KAMELÅSÅ
<Cynthia>
MULTI: IT IS OK WE JUST NEED TO GO TO THE VASA MUSEUM 100 TIMES MORE THEN TO WILL BE FLAWLESS AT IT
<Swant>
ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED OH NO
<Swant>
OLESTIG?!
<ADISBLADIS>
EYJHB: KAMELÅSÅ
<multi>
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY DANISH FRIEND TALKING ABOUT GRAMMATICAL COMMAS IN DANISH
<multi>
IT SOUNDED COMPLICATED
<multi>
CYNTHIA: AH HA, NOW I KNOW THE SECRET!
<KMEIN>
VI FORSTÅR HINANDEN IKKE
<ADISBLADIS>
DAAN MAI MDAK R!!!
<Cynthia>
MEOW
<ADISBLADIS>
^ ROUGHLY PHONETIC CANTONESE FOR "DANISH NOT ALLOWED"
<Cynthia>
Swant: DÅ BLIR DET JÄTTEJOBBIGT FÖR KRONOFOGDENS MAINFRAMES
<eta>
IT WILL PROBABLY BECOME OBSOLETE WITHIN ONE YEAR
<eta>
ESPECIALLY IF IT USES ASYNC
<WORLDofPEACE>
V: OMG IT WORKED. PM'ING APPSERVICE ON MATRIX IS SOO CONFUSING
<ADISBLADIS>
WORLDofPEACE: 83% ONE OF US
<V>
0.83 OF US
<Swant>
SKATTEVERKET SKULLE LIGGA NERE I MÅNADER
<Cynthia>
KRONOFOGDEN SADE FAKTISKT NÅGOT SÅDANT GALET I ETT SVAR PÅ EN REMISS
<Swant>
"VADÅ DELA PERSONNUMMER PÅ 3"
ashkitten is now known as ASHKITTEN
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<WORLDofPEACE>
ADISBLADIS: THE of IS THE MATERIAL OF THE IMMATERIAL.
<Swant>
"FÖR VI MÅSTE JU HA MED DET PÅ NÅGOT SÄTT" 9
<KMEIN>
MONADS > MÅNADER
<ASHKITTEN>
I CAN GET INTO THIS BUT IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT YOUR NAMES ARE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS BECAUSE OF THE CAPS
<Swant>
FÖRVÅNAR MIG INTE...
<katrin>
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE ALTHOUGH ONE I'M NOT WILLING TO GO WITH: ALWAYS HAVE YOUR NAME IN ALL CAPS
<slack1256>
KMEIN: I LIKE YOU EDWARD KMEIN
<ADISBLADIS>
WORLDOFPEACE: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARSE THAT BUT I LOVE IT
<ASHKITTEN>
ALSO I DON'T HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY
<katrin>
I AM HOLDING SHIFT
<EDEF>
MANY OF US DO NOT
<Cynthia>
Swant: ELLER DET VAR JU IFALL DE SKULLE VARA KÖNSNEUTRALA MEN DET GÅR JU INTE
<ADISBLADIS>
LOL WHO DOES
<EDEF>
MY PINKY IS REALLY STARTING TO FEEL THE PAIN
<LASSULUS>
I BINDEDN CAPS LOCK TO ESCAPE
<J>
IM CURRENTLY ON MOBILE
<eta>
I'M USING MY MOBILE XMPP CLIENT
<katrin>
CAPS LOCK IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
<multi>
*SWEDISH HASKELL PROGRAMMER VOICE* A MÅNAD OF MONADS
<ADISBLADIS>
I USE THE SUPER POWER OF EMACS
<J>
EDEF YOUR PINKIE IS A COMRADE
<ASHKITTEN>
EDEF: I HAVE SHIFT ON MY THUMB CLUSTER
<V>
katrin: MY NAME IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS
<WORLDofPEACE>
ADISBLADIS: YOU CAN BE ANYTHING U WANT. WITH A NAME OR WITHOUT ONE. OR WITH NO NAME OR NO TYPE OF STORY
<eta>
I HAVE TO RE CAPS EVERY TIME
<EDEF>
ASHKITTEN: I WISH I COULD USE MY ERGODOX BUT I ACCIDENTALLY TAUGHT MY BRAIN THAT ORTHOLINEAR KEYBOARDS ARE DVORAK
<J>
SAME ETA BUT WEECHAT-ANDROID
<Swant>
CYNTHIA NEJ HERREGUD, BYTA UT LITE ORD MED FIND OCH REPLACE
<katrin>
I WONDER IF I SHOULD BIND THE CAPS LOCK TO SOMETHING ELSE
<katrin>
THE ANSWER IS YES
<EDEF>
ASHKITTEN: AND I AM NOT A VERY FAST DVORAK TYPIST
<WORLDofPEACE>
DVORAK RIGHTS EDEF
<ADISBLADIS>
EDEF: I LIKE YOU ANYWAY
<Cynthia>
SWANT: JA DET ÄR JU VÄRRE ÄN TORTYR
<ASHKITTEN>
DVORAK RIGHTS
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: OH HEY, HAVING SHIFT ON THE THUMB CLUSTER SOUNDS INTERESTING! IF ONLY I HAD MORE BUTTONS IN MY THUMB CLUSTERS TO TRY THAT OUT
<Cynthia>
EDEF IS A GOOD MEOW MEOW
* EDEF
MEWLS
<WORLDofPEACE>
I MIGHT HAVE TO BRING BACK THE IRC GLITCH DIVA AUDIOS
<Swant>
MEN REALISTISKT SETT, DU KAN BYTA NAMN HOS SKV FÖR MELLAN TYP 0 OCH 250 KR, VAD ÄR DET EGENTLIGEN SOM DE TYCKER GÖR DET 2 ÅR SVÅRARE MED JURIDISKT KÖN ELLER FÖDELSEDATUM
<ASHKITTEN>
MULTI: YES IT'S GREAT I HAVE ALL MY MODIFIER KEYS ON THE THUMB CLUSTERS IT'S THE MOST COMFORTABLE KEYBOARD I'VE EVER USED
<ADISBLADIS>
VAR KOM ALLA SVENSKAR IFRÅN
<Swant>
DET BORDE JU VARA LIKA LITE JOBB FÖR DEM
<Cynthia>
ADISBLADIS: JAG LYSSNAR FORTFARANDE PÅ SMOOTH JAZZ NYAN CAT
<ADISBLADIS>
CYNTHIA: JAG OCKSÅ
<Cynthia>
ADISBLADIS: MULTI KALLADE IN MIG
<katrin>
V: I KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU WHEN I WROTE THAT
* Swant
KASTAR OMKULL BORD MED MYNDIGHETER
<ADISBLADIS>
KAN MAN SLUTA LYSSNA PÅ SMOOTH JAZZ NYAN?
<Cynthia>
OWO
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: COOL, I MIGHT GIVE THAT A SHOT AT SOME POINT
<Swant>
ADISBLADIS BLEV INKASTAD AV J
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHICH OTHER MODIFERS THERE I WANT TO GIVE UP FIRST THOUGH
<J>
AV J
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: I'VE GOT HOME/END AND PGUP/PGDOWN TAKING UP SOME REAL ESTATE
<ASHKITTEN>
MULTI: I HAVE A KEYBOARDIO MODEL 01 WHICH ISN'T AVAILABLE RN BUT THE MODEL 100 SHOULD BE KICKSTARTING SOON SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT
<V>
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: I TRIED A KEYBOARDIO MODEL 01 BUT I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: I'M CURRENTLY ON A KINESIS ADVANTAGE2
<Cynthia>
I HAVE A HIGH QUALITY SUPER ERGONOMIC GBOARD TOUCH SCREEN KEYBOARD
<V>
ZERO KEY TRAVEL, THE FUTURE IN TYPING
<ASHKITTEN>
MULTI: OH THAT LOOKS INTERESTING BUT VERY BIG FOOTPRINT
* Swant
KLÄTTRAR UPP I J'S KNÄ OCH SPINNER
<slack1256>
multi: I AM ON A KINESIS FREESTYLE PRO
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: IT'S CERTAINLY NOT COMPACCT
<slack1256>
BRUH
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: THE WHOLE REASON I HAVE ONE OF THESE IS BASICALLY TAZJIN'S FAULT
<ADISBLADIS>
KATRIN: DU ÄR EN LÄNK OWO
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: I GOT CONVERTED TO THE ERGONOMIC SIDE OF THE FORCE BASICALLY IN ONE SITTING
<STERNI>
PROFPATSCH IS TRYING TO CONVERT ME ATM
<ASHKITTEN>
MULTI: ARE THE BUTTONS AT THE TOP OF THE THUMB CLUSTER EASY TO REACH AND USE WITH OTHER KEYS? I NEVER FIGURED OUT HOW PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE EFFICIENTLY WHICH IS WHY I LOVE THE PALM FN BUTTON ON THE MODEL01 SO MUCH
<STERNI>
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW I'M TYPING THIS ON THE BAD KEYBOARD
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<eta>
I HAVE A HHKB
<eta>
IT'S PRETTY NICE
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: I HAVE SUPER/ALT/ALTGR/ESCAPE ON THE TOP BUTTONS OF THE THUMB CLUSTERS, AND THAT SEEMS TO WORK OUT FOR ME
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: THOUGH IT MIGHT NOT WORK SO WELL FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALLER HANDS THAN MINE
<ASHKITTEN>
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BIND COMPOSE. IS THAT A REAL KEYCODE I CAN MAP OR DO I NEED TO USE COMPOSE:NOCAPS OR WHATEVER
<ADISBLADIS>
CYNTHIA: THE YOUTUBE ALGO IS AWESOME
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: UHHHH I HAVE IT SET UP SO THAT TAPPING ONE OF THE THUMB BUTTONS WITH MY RIGHT THUMB DELIVERS ESCAPE, AND PRESS/HOLDING IT DELIVERS ALTGR, WHICH I USE AS COMPOSE
<ADISBLADIS>
FIRST I PICKED A 15 MINUTES SMOOTH JAZZ NYAN, AND THE NEXT ONE IS A 2 HOUR ONE!
<Cynthia>
SAME!
<slack1256>
GUYS, START LIFTING. IT WILL HELP ON THE ERGONOMIC SIDE. THE KEYBOARDS ARE NOT A CURE FOR RSI, CORRECT EXERCISES ARE.
<eta>
THEY SPEAK THE TRUTH
<slack1256>
SAID AS A RECOVERING TYPER.
<multi>
ASHKITTEN: IT WORKS WELL ENOUGH FOR ME TO TYPE ÄÖÅ ON THE OCCASION I NEED THEM
<ASHKITTEN>
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST PUT MY COMPOSE MAPPINGS IN THE KEYBOARD FIRMWARE ITSELF SO IT'S PORTABLE
<COLE-H>
I'M GLAD THIS IS STILL GOING
<eta>
GET ONE OF THOSE GRIP THINGIES
<eta>
THOSE HELP A LOT
<multi>
SLACK1256: I THANKFULLY DON'T HAVE ANY TYPING PROBLEMS, I JUST GOT ONE OF THESE KEYBOARDS BECAUSE I TRIED A FRIEND'S AND LIKED IT
<ASHKITTEN>
SLACK1256: THAT'S TRUE BUT I STILL CAN'T USE A NON-ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD WITHOUT IT HURTING AND I'VE NEVER FELT PAIN WITH MY MODEL01
<WORLDofPEACE>
CREATING SOME AESTHETIC AUDIO TO MATCH THE CHANNELS MOOD
<eta>
WOW THAT ISN'T VERY CAPS
<eta>
WHAT A TERRIBLE BRIDGE SMH
<J>
MEOW?
<ASHKITTEN>
MATRIX NEEDS TO GET WITH THE TIMES
<ASHKITTEN>
COBOL IS BACK IN TOWN
<eta>
I TRIED TO PLAY THAT ON MY PHONE AND IT WANTED TO USE YOUTUBE MUSIC
<eta>
SAD!
<J>
WHERES HALFY IM GONNA ASK HIM TO TURN THE BRIDGE ON TO DISCO MODE
<katrin>
ADISBLADIS: I DON'T SPEAK SWEDISH AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS THAT I'M A LINK
<J>
EVERYONE SENDS IN RAINBOWS
<eta>
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
<abathur>
what kinky hell have I woken up in
<J>
STROBES
<eta>
HEY THAT'S NOT ALLOWED
<ASHKITTEN>
ABATHUR: WELCOME TO #COBOL-CHAT
<katrin>
YOU DEFY THE MAJORITY CAPS REQUIREMENT OF THIS HOLY PLACE
<WORLDofPEACE>
eta: THE SHADE! THAT'S 6 LAYERED VOICES. i JUST RECORDED IT
<ADISBLADIS>
KATRIN: IT'S OK, IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A LINK
* Swant
BLINKS
<Swant>
IS THAT FESTIVE ENOUGH?
<ADISBLADIS>
ASHKITTEN: MORE LIKE BACK TO BASIC
<Cynthia>
WHAT IF EBCDIC BUT WITH LATIN-1 BUT STILL JUST UPPERCASE
<slack1256>
ASHKITTEN: THE ERGONOMIC KEYBOARDS HURTS LESS. BUT THE CAUSE OF PAIN IS REPETITIVE MOVEMENT. A KINESIOLOGIST CAN HELP YOU TELLING YOU WHAT EXERCISES TO DO AT THE END OF THE DAY TO AVOID PAIN AND BE ABLE TO USE ANY KEYBOARD (IF YOU WANT).
<slack1256>
PLUS NOW I HAVE BISEPS
<STERNI>
VERY COOL
<J>
HOT
<ASHKITTEN>
SLACK1256: I THINK IT'S NOT REALLY THE REPETITIVE MOVEMENT THAT BOTHERS MY WRISTS, SINCE THEY START HURTING WITHIN SECONDS OF USING A STANDARD KEYBOARD
<slack1256>
IT CAN BE A MORE SPECIFIC CONDITION.
<Cynthia>
ADISBLADIS: NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA..
<ADISBLADIS>
Cynthia: MOOD
* Cynthia
CRADHES
<Cynthia>
CRASHES*
<Swant>
Y'KNOW ALL THSI COULD BE SOLVED IF WE ALL GAVE UP COMPUTERS
<slack1256>
MY CASE WAS THE GENERAL ONE, A TENDINITIS WAS PULLING MY TENDONS AND MAKE THEM HEAL TWISTED. DOING THE OPOSITTE EXERCISE PLUST 1 WEEK RESTING LET ME BACK TO WORK.
<ASHKITTEN>
SLACK1256: IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD LOOK INTO? I'M INTERESTED IN FIGURING OUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY WRONG WITH ME
<Cynthia>
Swant: BUT HOW WOULD WE THEN COMMUNICATE IN ALL CAPS???
<Swant>
WE COULD COMMUNICATE BY MEOWING REALLY LOUD?
<multi>
CYNTHIA: BY SHOUTING FROM A DISTANCE, OF COURSE
<slack1256>
ASHKITTEN: DEPENDING ON YOU COUNTRY YOU SHOULD GO SEE A TRAUMATOLOGIST AND HE WILL DERIVE YOU A KINESIOLOGIST. MINE IN CHILE WAS CHEAP. THE THREATMENT WAS GREAT TOO.
<multi>
S/SHOUTING/MEOWING/ SAME THING BASICALLY
<Cynthia>
TYPE WRITTEN LETTERS VIA FEDEX CUSTOM CRITICAL ON A PRIVATE PLANE?
<Cynthia>
OH, MEOWING WORKS TOO
<slack1256>
ASHKITTEN: WHAT I TRYING TO SAY THIS STUFF HAS CURE, THERE IS NO NEED TO LIVE WITH PAIN AND FEAR.
<ASHKITTEN>
SLACK1256: I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES SO I'M NOT SURE I CAN GET THAT CARE EASILY
<Swant>
GO BACK TO HANDWRITTEN LETTERS SENT BY POSTNORD, THEY NEED THE STAMP MONEY
<Swant>
COMPUTERS WERE A MISTAKE ANYWAYS
<slack1256>
YOU COULD TRAVEL HERE, LIVE LIKE A KING WITH 1K DOLLAR AND GET TREATMENT FOR 100 DOLLARS 10 SESSIONS.
<slack1256>
LIKE SOME VACATIONS.
<ASHKITTEN>
I WISH IT WAS THAT EASY. I'VE DEFINITELY THOUGHT ABOUT MOVING TO EUROPE
<slack1256>
CHILE IS IN SOUTH AMERICA THOUGH
<ASHKITTEN>
I DON'T KNOW GEOGRAPHY SORRY
<slack1256>
YOU WOULD BE PROFITING FROM THE PRICE DIFFERENCE, BUT THE CARE IS TOP NOTCH IF PRIVATE.
<ASHKITTEN>
REALLY ANYWHERE BUT HERE WOULD BE SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER
<TAZJIN>
OH ITS STILL GOING
<slack1256>
WELL PUBLIC IS GOOD TO, BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT.
<Cynthia>
THE ONLY PEOPLE FRON CHILE I KNOW LIVE IN SWEDEN SO IT SOUNDS FAKE
<slack1256>
CHILE <3 SWEDEN
<Cynthia>
TAZJIN: YES OF COURSE, ALSO NYANYABYANUANYA
<eta>
HI TAZJIN
<Swant>
TAZJIN IT NEVER STOPS
<ASHKITTEN>
I JUST WISH HEALTHCARE WAS ACCESSIBLE IN THIS SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY :/
<slack1256>
ASHKITTEN: I WAS OFFERED A JOB ON THE USA, I SAID NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THAT.
<multi>
TAZJIN: GOOD EVENING
<ASHKITTEN>
SLACK1256: GOOD CHOICE TBH
<ADISBLADIS>
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CHILE
<ADISBLADIS>
OH JUST CHILEING OUT
<Swant>
ASHKITTEN OH SEE ONCE YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT YOU'LL START DRIVING IT TO SHIT
<slack1256>
ADISBLADIS: WAITING THE RISING OF THE LONGFORNIA EMPIRE.
<slack1256>
ONLY COAST, NO LAND.
<Swant>
BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE THE TREND WITH HEALTHCARE
<ASHKITTEN>
SWANT: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
<Swant>
ASHKITTEN I'M JUST BITTER ABOUT POLITICIANS MISMANAGING HEALTHCARE
<katrin>
OH I AM CAFFEINE-CRASHING
<katrin>
THIS IS NOT PARTY ROCK
<DigitalKiwi>
what is going on
<ADISBLADIS>
KATRIN: LISTEN TO SOME SMOOTH JAZZ NYAN AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
<ASHKITTEN>
DIGITALKIWI: WELCOME TO #COBOL-CHAT
<ADISBLADIS>
ASHKITTEN: I TOLD YOU
<ADISBLADIS>
THIS IS BASIC
<ASHKITTEN>
RIGHT SORRY I FORGOT
<ADISBLADIS>
ITS OK
<DigitalKiwi>
but i don't speak cobol
<ASHKITTEN>
DIGITALKIWI: WELCOME TO #BASIC-CHAT
<multi>
ADISBLADIS: AH, NOT SPARTA THEN?
<DigitalKiwi>
oh no
<ADISBLADIS>
MULTI: IT CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE TBH
<multi>
ADISBLADIS: FAIR.
<TAZJIN>
ARE ANY OF YOU FROM MOSCOW
<ADISBLADIS>
PICK YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
<ASHKITTEN>
ADISBLADIS: HEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SQL
<DigitalKiwi>
i'm a haskell programmer so of course i mainly write bash
<ADISBLADIS>
ASHKITTEN: FAIR
<abathur>
<3 DigitalKiwi
<{^_^}>
DIGITALKIWI'S KARMA GOT INCREASED TO 28
<ADISBLADIS>
DIGITALKIWI: WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE LETTERS YOU'RE USING
<STERNI>
ADISBLADIS: WHAT THE H E L L IS THAT STRANGE WORD
<Cynthia>
ADISBLADIS: BUT BLÅHAJ IS IN MY BED
<ASHKITTEN>
STERNI: I CANT TELL WHAT A*** IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
<STERNI>
SLEEP TIGHT BLÅHAJ
<Cynthia>
HOW CAN IT BE A SERVICE?
<Swant>
I'M ONLY TERRIFIED OF TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD, PEOPLE WHO ARE GENUINELY FINE, AND THE PERSON WHO XREATED NORWEGIAN PERSONAL IDENTITY NUMBERS
<Cynthia>
Swant: OH, HOW AWFUL ARE THEY?
<Swant>
CYNTHIA AS THEY CURRENTLY STAND THEY'LL RUN OUT OF NUMBERS IN 2039
<Cynthia>
AAAAAAAAA
<slack1256>
DON'T WORRY IT WAS PLANNED TO OVERFLOW
<Swant>
THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT FIXING THIS MY MOVING FROM TWO CHECK DIGITS TO ONE
<STERNI>
Swant: GOT MORE TIME THAN 32 BIT TIMESTAMPS AT LEAST
<Cynthia>
SIDENOTE, THAT'S MY ONLY CONTRIBUTION TO CHROMIUM, STOPPING SWEDISH AND NORWEGIAN PERSONAL IDENTITY NUMBERS FROM BEING CONSIDERED CREDIT CARD NUMBERS IN AUTO FILL THINGS
<Swant>
WHICH I MEAN WILL STILL BE A HORRIBLE SYSTEM BECAUSE THE WAY THEY DETERMINE THE CENTURY AND MILLENIUM
<Swant>
THAT IS A FANTASTIC CONTRIBUTION THAT MAKES MY LIFE BETTER THANK YOU
<Cynthia>
I CHANGED ONE REGEX, AND THAT REGEX IS IN A SCARY NUMBER OF INSTALLS
<Swant>
OH DEAR SWEDISH PERSONAL IDENTITY NUMBER AND THE LONG AND SHORT FORM
<STERNI>
OF COURSE IT USES A REGULAR EXPRESSION
<Swant>
AND HOW EVERYONE ASKS FOR LONG FORMS WHICH IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
<Cynthia>
Swant: LONG FORM IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER
<ADISBLADIS>
LONG FORM IS LONG
<Swant>
YES BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT'S WRONG
<Swant>
IT SHOULD BE STORED AS LONG FORM AND DISPLAYED AS SHORT FORM
<Swant>
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE STORING LONG FORM AS YYYYMMDD-NNNC
<Cynthia>
Swant: BTW DO YOU KNOW THE CLEVER AND ALSO AAAAA WAY THAT THEY CHANGE ID NUMBER FOR GENDER PURPOSES?
<Swant>
I DO NOT
<Swant>
ENLIGHTEN ME!
<Swant>
PLEASE
<ldlework>
wtf is going on
<Cynthia>
IF YOU CONSIDER IT AS YYMMDD-XXZZ, THEY JUST SWAP XX and ZZ
<ADISBLADIS>
LDLEWORK: AWESOMENESS
<STERNI>
WHY WOULD A PERSONAL ID NUMBER CONTAIN THE GENDER
<Cynthia>
IT IS INSANE BUT WORKS
<STERNI>
WELL
<Swant>
WAIT
<Swant>
DOESN'T THAT FUCK WITH THE CHECK DIGIT
<ASHKITTEN>
LDLEWORK: WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE CHARACTERS YOU'RE USING
<Cynthia>
IT STILL WORKS
<ldlework>
this is how market bubbles form isn't it
<Swant>
OH YEAH IT'S LUHN SO I SUPPOSE IT SHOULD
<Cynthia>
MY MATH ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY WHY BUT IT DOES
<Swant>
THAT IS TERRIFYING
<Cynthia>
YES
<Swant>
THANKS, I HATE IT
<Cynthia>
YOU ARE WELCOME
<Swant>
I WILL BE TRYING THIS WITH MY TESTSET AND LIBRARIES TOMORROW
* ldlework
buys puts on $CAPS
<ldlework>
DigitalKiwi: lol
<Cynthia>
Swant: SOUNDS GOOD, I WAS HIGHLY LIKE ????? WHEN I RECEIVED THE CHANGE DOCUMENT
<Swant>
OUT OF THE NORDICS MINUS ICELAND (BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LOOKED INTO IT) FINLAND HAS THE BEST NUMBERS
<Swant>
THEY'RE STILL SHIT
<STERNI>
Cynthia: DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR GENDER WITHOUT SOFTWARE NOTICING
<Swant>
BUT A) THE CENTURY IS APARENT (LOOKING AT YOU DENMARK AND NORWAY) B) IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE YEAR YOU TURN 100 (LOOKING AT YOU SWEDEN)
<ASHKITTEN>
HEY SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GENDERY SHIT THERE'S A NIXOS CHANNEL FOR GENDER MINORITIES AT #NIXOS-GM
<ASHKITTEN>
IN CASE SOME OF YALL DONT KNOW
<Swant>
THE TWO ISSUES, BECAUSE NOBODY ASKED, IS THAT IT ENCODES GENDER, AND THAT IT'S NOT SORTABLE BECAUSE ITS DDMMYY
<multi>
SWANT: THAT'S... IRRITATING
<Swant>
THEY WERE SO CLOSE
<Cynthia>
Swant: I AM NOT SURE, ALSO SKATTEVERKET HAS CONFUSING AF MESSAGING, ONE PERSON I TALKED TO TODAY SAID THE OPPOSITE OF ANOTHER, THEN I MENTIONED SOMETHING FROM THEIR WEBSITE AND THE REAL ANSWER WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE
<Swant>
CYNTHIA I'VE HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE WITH SKV, BUT THAT WAS ABOUT LIKE MOMS